Dressing In Drag

from Stupid Songs by Dave Guhlow

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lyrics

DRESSING IN DRAG
(Dave Guhlow)

And now, live from the Harriet Hotel ballroom
It’s Dave Guhlow, with the Dustin Ware Orchestra
Featuring Les Flem on vocals
With their latest musical sensation, Dressing in Drag

Open the closet, put on your clothes
Look in the mirror, then strike a pose
Everybody let’s go dressing in drag (vo-do-de-o)

Shave all your legs, roll up your hose
Slip on your shoes and scrunch up your toes
Everybody let’s go dressing in drag

You feel your body swaying
When you put on, your bra
And you hear yourself saying
You look like, your ma (ooh)

Makeup your face, slip on your dress
Wearing a hat cause hair is a mess
Everybody let’s go dressing in drag (vo-do-de-o)

Put on your gloves, slip on your coat
Wearing a scarf to cover your throat
Everybody let’s go dressing in drag

You’ll need some defense training
When you’re out on, the town
And you’re constantly explaining
Why your voice goes, way down

Now back at home, oh what a night
Too much to drink and got in a fight
Everybody let’s go dressing in drag (vo-do-de-o)

Get into bed, turn out the light
Can’t wait to do it tomorrow night
Everybody let’s go dressing in drag

But don’t you sag

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from Stupid Songs, released November 18, 2014

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about

Dave Guhlow Henderson, Nevada

Dave Guhlow’s completely accurate bio, by A. Paidshill:

Beloved entertainer, humanitarian, and national treasure, Dave Guhlow is none of these things.

The man who put the harm in harmony, his act has been described as the kind that killed vaudeville, then dug it up and killed it again.

His songs are like fine wine after being dumped in the sewer, and now, you can experience the same revulsion. ... more