Is It A Booger

from Stupid Songs by Dave Guhlow

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lyrics

IS IT A BOOGER
(Dave Guhlow)

I caught a cold, a nasty sniff
I blew my nose, in the handkerchief
Opened it up, look what I got
Is it a booger, no it’s not

The doctor said, there is no cure
It’s just a phase, I must endure
The specialist gave me a shot (bottoms up)
Is it a booger, no it’s not

(Bridge)
If you’ve got allergies
Then you have my sympathies
It’s such a dumb disease
All it does is make you sneeze
Every time a breeze
Blows the pollen off the trees
I wish that it would freeze
And kill off all the/those bees (ow)

Now when I cough, now don’t you laugh
I’m so glad I’m, not a giraffe
Some chicken soup would hit the spot (buckaw, buckaw)
Is it a booger, no it’s not (take it, pickers)

Now, here’s Phil (Trum) on his nose

(Repeat bridge)

I caught a cold, a nasty sniff
I blew my nose, in the handkerchief
Opened it up, look what I got (hey ma, look)
Is it a booger, no it’s not
Is it a booger, no it’s not (ew, there’s a lot)
Is it a booger, no it’s not

Achoo

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from Stupid Songs, released November 18, 2014

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about

Dave Guhlow Henderson, Nevada

Dave Guhlow’s completely accurate bio, by A. Paidshill:

Beloved entertainer, humanitarian, and national treasure, Dave Guhlow is none of these things.

The man who put the harm in harmony, his act has been described as the kind that killed vaudeville, then dug it up and killed it again.

His songs are like fine wine after being dumped in the sewer, and now, you can experience the same revulsion. ... more