Surfin' Alaska

from Stupid Songs by Dave Guhlow

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lyrics

SURFIN’ ALASKA
(Dave Guhlow)

We’re surfin’ Alaska
Surfin’ Alaska
Surfin’ Alaska
Woo-oo-oo-oo

Packin’ my bag, headin’ out the door
Goin’ up north to the arctic shore
Got my board and my parka too
Livin’ with the seals and the caribou

(Chorus)
(You gotta go) Let’s go, surfin’ Alaska
(You gotta go) Be nice, maybe I’ll ask ya’
(You gotta go) Too bad, you live in Nebraska
We’re surfin’ Alaska
Surfin’ Alaska
Surfin’ Alaska
Woo-oo-oo-oo/Brr-rr-rr-rr/Uh-uh-uh-uh

Ridin’ that wave gave me such a thrill
Fallin’ off the board by the oil spill
Fight that current with all your might
Get out fast or you’ll get frostbite (or hypothermia)

(Repeat chorus)

Just beware of the polar bear
No matter what you do
I can’t outrun a polar bear
But I’ll sure outrun you
Ah-ah-ah-ah

Woo-oo-oo-oo

Nice and warm in your new long johns
It’s hard to hang ten with your mukluks on
There’s no bikini girls to see
But walruses are fine with me

(Repeat chorus x2)

credits

from Stupid Songs, released November 18, 2014

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Dave Guhlow Henderson, Nevada

Dave Guhlow’s completely accurate bio, by A. Paidshill:

Beloved entertainer, humanitarian, and national treasure, Dave Guhlow is none of these things.

The man who put the harm in harmony, his act has been described as the kind that killed vaudeville, then dug it up and killed it again.

His songs are like fine wine after being dumped in the sewer, and now, you can experience the same revulsion. ... more