That Annoying Christmas Song

from Stupid Songs by Dave Guhlow

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lyrics

THAT ANNOYING CHRISTMAS SONG
(Dave Guhlow)

It’s that annoying Christmas song
And you hear it every year
And you hope that they’ve forgotten it
But it always reappears

It’s that annoying Christmas song
And you’re all filled up with dread
Cause you hear it every holiday
Till it’s stuck right in your head

They will play it in the store
Soon as you walk through the door
You can’t take it any more
Let ‘em know that this means war

It’s that annoying Christmas song
Pretty soon you’ll be in tears
And the only way to block it out
Is to puncture both your ears

It’s that annoying Christmas song
And you hear it all the time
And if they don’t turn it off right now
You’ll commit a violent crime

They will play it at your job
Soon you’ll lead an angry mob
Start a riot, smash and rob
With grenades that you can lob

It’s that annoying Christmas song
At the end we’ll say so long
And we hope you’ll never hear again
That annoying Christmas song

I ain’t cleaning up after your horses

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Roh roh roh roh roh roh roh
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Roh roh roh roh roh roh roh (yipe)

It’s that annoying Christmas song
At the end we’ll say so long
And we hope you’ll never hear again
That annoying Christmas song
So long

One more time (ooh)

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from Stupid Songs, released November 18, 2014

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Dave Guhlow Henderson, Nevada

Dave Guhlow’s completely accurate bio, by A. Paidshill:

Beloved entertainer, humanitarian, and national treasure, Dave Guhlow is none of these things.

The man who put the harm in harmony, his act has been described as the kind that killed vaudeville, then dug it up and killed it again.

His songs are like fine wine after being dumped in the sewer, and now, you can experience the same revulsion. ... more